A Life Of Rock And Roll:
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A Life Of Rock & Roll
By: Ricki C.
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So the reader knows where I’m comin’ from…

Top Ten Albums Of All Time

1) Aquashow / Elliott Murphy
2) Who’s Next / the Who
3) A two-record set Velvet Underground import from Germany I bought used for $3 in 1973
4) Kick Out The Jams / the MC5
5) Get Your Ya Ya’s Out / the Rolling Stones
6) The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle / Bruce Springsteen
7) The New York Dolls (self-titled first album)
8) Catholic Boy / the Jim Carroll Band
9) This Year’s Model / Elvis Costello
10)The Modern Lovers (self-titled first album)

Top Ten Live Shows Of All Time

1) The Who / Veteran’s Memorial Auditorium, Columbus, Ohio / Nov. 1st, 1969
2) Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band / Veteran’s Memorial Auditorium, Columbus, Ohio / Sept. 1st, 1978
3) Romantic Noise / Columbus Riverfront Amphitheater / May, 1978
4) The Patti Smith Group / Columbus Agora / Summer, 1979
5) Brownsville Station / Valley Dale Ballroom, Columbus, Ohio / Summer, 1970
6) Bob Dylan & the Hawks / Veteran's Memorial Auditorium, Columbus, Ohio / Nov. 19th, 1965
7) Elvis Costello & the Attractions, Rockpile & Mink Deville / Wilson Auditorium, Cincinnati, Ohio / May 17th, 1978
8) T-Bone Burnett (solo, opening for Elvis Costello) / Ann Arbor, Michigan / Easter Sunday, 1984
9) Blue Oyster Cult / Ohio Theater, Columbus, Ohio / June 3rd, 1975
10) The Strokes / Newport Music Hall, Columbus, Ohio / May 8th, 2004

Top Five American Bands

1) The Velvet Underground
2) The MC5
3) The New York Dolls
4) The Patti Smith Group
5) The Lovin’ Spoonful
honorable mention – the Buffalo Springfield

Top Five English Bands

1) The Rolling Stones
2) The Who
3) The Kinks
4) Mott The Hoople
5) The Clash
honorable mention – the Yardbirds

Top Five Songwriters

1) Bob Dylan
2) Neil Young
3) Richard Thompson
4) Steve Earle
5) Hamell On Trial

The Bathtub

Disclaimer – The following is the ramblings, rantings and ravings of a 52 year old failed rock star. As such, at times you will be bored to tears. At other times you may laugh, or be moved, or nod in agreement. At any rate, it won’t cost you anything but a few minutes of your time. And if you were hard up for time you wouldn’t be online, would ya?

I was 13 years old in October 1965. Eighth grade just was not working out. I had been a shy, book-reading child, now hormones were kicking in. I loved rock & roll but I just knew I was NEVER going to know how to talk to girls. (This was years before I got a hold of a guitar.) One really bad Saturday night I decided to kill myself. I had it all worked out. I had seen a movie just that week about a guy getting electrocuted when a radio fell into the bathtub he was in. (I was a very impressionable child.)

After everybody had left for the evening (my mom and dad were working their second jobs, my sister was on a date, my brother was at the bar) I went around the house and found a radio with a cord long enough to reach the bathtub. I ran the bath, plugged in the radio, settled into the warm water, said a little prayer of forgiveness, and let the radio drop. What I hadn’t factored in was that although the cord was long enough to reach the tub, I hadn’t filled it full enough. Right when the radio hit the water the plug pulled out. I got a nasty shock, I was seeing big purple and black blobs in my vision – but it didn’t kill me.

I lifted the radio out and laid there in the water a few minutes to let my head clear. I got out and ran some more water in the tub until I was sure I had the right water level for the job at hand. I plugged the radio back in and what was playing? “Get Off My Cloud” by the Rolling Stones. I stood there naked, dripping and chilly, eighth-grade skinny, and listened to the whole song. Right at that moment I quite literally loved that song more than I loved life itself. And then a thought came very clearly into my head – “What if the next Rolling Stones single is even BETTER than this one, and I never get to hear it?”

I set the radio down on the sink, got back in the tub, took a bath and went to bed. If “Danke Shoen” by Wayne Newton or “Red Roses For a Blue Lady” by Bobby Vinton had been playing at the moment I plugged that radio back in I’d be dead now. Long live the Rolling Stones. So began a life of rock & roll.

The Transistor Radio

May 1966, later in eighth grade. I’m feeling a little better. I’ve inherited my big sister’s transistor radio as a hand-me-down and it’s pretty much my constant companion. (For those readers under 40, the transistor radio was the Walkman or the Discman or the IPOD of its day. No headphones, though, you just had to press it up against your ear.) It’s difficult for me to convey how shy I was at that point in time. I was shy to the point of invisibility. I STROVE for invisibility. I clung to anonymity. I was shy to the point of mental retardation. You just have to take my word for it.

Anyway, during recess and lunch every day of eighth grade I would stand on the playground outside the cafeteria door with my back against the fence and listen to my transistor radio. One fateful day a song called “Girl In Love”, by an Ohio band called The Outsiders (their big hit was “Time Won’t Let Me”), was playing when the four prettiest and most popular girls in the class walked by. “Oh, I love this song!” one of them beamed, “Could you turn it up, please?” “Girl In Love” was the current slow dance favorite at the eighth grade dances at which I would disappear into a dark corner.

I managed to turn the volume up and hold the radio at arm’s length while being otherwise paralyzed by this recognition of my existence. When the song ended the girls started peppering me with questions – “Do you know who sings that song?” “Is this your radio?” “How much did it cost?” “How many batteries does it take?” “Do The Outsiders have any other songs?” I swear to God I have no recollection of any of my replies. I somehow managed to stammer out answers, and the girls actually seemed interested in what I said. When the interrogation (as I perceived it) was over one of them touched my arm and said, “Thanks for letting us listen, Richard.”

This girl knew my name.

These girls were the four most popular girls in eighth grade. They were true teenage royalty. In the caste system endemic to American elementary school probably to this day, I was one step above leper or one step below outcast, but no higher. How could this girl possibly have known my name? At the cafeteria door, they stopped, twirled, and one of them said, “Will you be out here tomorrow?” “I guess,” I managed, my voice cracking. They smiled and went into school.

That had to be the moment. The moment I made the connection. The moment I realized that if I PLAYED music, encounters like that one could be repeated. The moment that the universe opened and a host of possible futures appeared on the horizon.

If I could just get a guitar.

The Guitar

My dad bought me my first guitar for Christmas in 1968. A guitar was not the kind of present given in my family. I think Dad was so heartened that I wanted something which inferred an interest in the outside world and the people in it that he would probably have bought me a Gibson Les Paul if I had asked for one.

That first guitar was, shall we say, an inexpensive acoustic. I played it every day. I took lessons, which were useless. At that point in the 60’s guitar teachers were still pushing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” when we all just wanted to learn the riff to “Satisfaction.”

When the neck separated from the body of the acoustic from constant use and Dad could see I was really serious he bought me a second-hand white Kalamazoo electric guitar. It looked just like the Fender Stratocaster that Jimi Hendrix played at Woodstock, only cheaper. My brain exploded. I was in heaven. It was more than I ever could have hoped for. Dad rewired an old World War II vintage radio we had in the basement so I could use the huge built-in speaker as an amplifier. I was in seventh heaven. I was alive and amplified.

I sat in that basement for months, playing along to the radio or to the 45-rpm singles I bought at Marco Records in downtown Columbus. I know I must have eaten and slept and gone to school during that period, but I have no clear memory of it. I got good. But there was no such thing as solo rockers in 1968. There were folk singers, but I really wasn’t interested in that scene, ya know? Even at that early date, Pete Townshend and Keith Richards were my inspiration, my heroes, my gods.

I had to find a band.

The Band

Late spring, 1969. Dennis O’Dowd sat next to me in first period history class our junior year at Bishop Ready High School. He was the bass guitarist in one of the bands that played at the school functions I was still lurking in the dark corners of. One Monday morning after they played a Saturday night dance I turned to him before class and said, “You know, I’m better than the guitar player in your band.” He stared back at me for a moment and replied, “I didn’t know you could even talk.” (That shyness thing was still going on, but was very soon to change.)

We started talking about guitars and bands we liked and after class Dennis said to come to his house Wednesday night. He’d have the guitar player stay home and I could try out. The rehearsal went great. I blew the guy out of the band in one night. That was how things happened in those days. I don’t even remember his name.

We played out the next weekend, at a party in a well-to-do classmate’s rec room. I already knew all of the songs from those months in the basement. We went over great. Between sets people talked to me. They smiled at me and asked me if I knew songs they wanted to hear. They asked me if I needed a Coke and wanted to know when and where we were playing next. Girls wanted to make out with me. Wait a minute, let me repeat that sentence, it’s important to the story. GIRLS WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH ME. I didn’t at first because I had no clear idea what I was doing in that department, but I eventually fell into line.

Literally overnight I went from being completely invisible to immensely popular. I had to invent a new personality just to talk to people, just to deal with that recognition. Later, of course, I came to resent those people for treating me differently simply because I had a highly-amplified piece of wood with steel strings on it hanging around my neck, but that was at least a year away. At that point I just smiled and basked in the warmth of learning the game.

Over time I became the lead singer of that band, partly because they got an even more hot shot guitarist than me and partly because the old lead singer couldn’t remember enough lyrics to play three sets a night. I had already started to write lyrics, mostly by putting new words to songs we already played, but nobody in the band wanted to write music to my lyrics so we could play originals. Even in those days you could get more gigs and make more money playing covers than by writing and playing your own material.

I didn’t like singing lead. I wanted to play guitar. And I wanted to create songs nobody had ever heard before.

It was time for a change.

Dave Blackburn

Dave Blackburn and I met halfway through junior year in English class. I think we hit it off immediately over our love of books, but I don’t really remember talking about music all that much at the beginning. I knew Dave played in the school marching band and was big in the Drama Club – he was the lead actor in at least one of the plays produced that year – but I didn’t know he was into rock & roll. I remember him at a couple of dances and parties we played through the summer of ’69 (insert Bryan Adams joke here) and just before senior year began, late in August, we ran into each other at the aforementioned Marco Records.

I had just finished talking to a couple of girls from our school. I must admit, by that point I had started to enjoy the attention and status that playing in a band afforded. I don’t think I had quite reached the arrogant point, but the painfully shy kid of a year earlier was long gone. I nodded, “Hi,” to Dave and he said, quite simply and quietly, “You know, that band you’re in is shit.” I studied him for a second and replied, “Yeah, I know.”

It was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

There’s a song for and about Dave on my demo CD entitled “If All My Heroes Are Losers” in which I state that everything I know about music I learned from Dave. That is precisely and entirely true. I knew one little window of rock & roll covering maybe 1958 to 1969. Dave knew classical music, he knew jazz, he knew Broadway show tunes, he knew blues and he knew where they all fit into rock & roll. He taught me how to LISTEN to music.

We would lie on the floor of Dave’s room on the West Side of Columbus, Ohio, at the end of the 1960’s, with our heads pressed between the record player speakers because we couldn’t afford headphones and Dave would show me things: like how John Cale’s viola IS the heroin shooting up Lou Reed’s veins in that Velvet Underground song. Really, try it at your house – cue up Heroin and listen from 4:18 until the end of the song as the smack of Cale’s viola slides up Reed’s spine to a center in his head. I could have listened to that song for a hundred years straight and would never have arrived at that kind of insight without Dave’s guidance. I listen to music differently to this day because of those sonic tutorials.

Before all that could happen, though, I had to split from the cover band. One night in early September, at a party gig in some girl’s basement, somebody requested The Beatles’ “A Day In The Life.” The band knew the song but I had repeatedly told them I couldn’t and wouldn’t sing it: couldn’t because John Lennon’s vocal was way too high up out of my limited range, and wouldn’t because even at that point in time I knew the Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band album was an overrated, pretentious piece of shit that would ruin forever the primal, driving rock & roll I loved.

One of our classmates in the audience volunteered to sing the song and Gary, the guitarist, told him to come up. I told Gary and Dennis that they better make sure the guy knew the words to all the rest of the set, because if he set foot on the stage I was leaving. The band thought I was bluffing. They were wrong. I walked off the stage, out of the basement, out of the house and into the night.

Dave and I started writing songs the next day. I wrote the lyrics, Dave wrote the music. We finished about 13 songs in the first week. It was that kind of firestorm of creativity you can only command in your teens, in that first burst of finding your true voice and the best friend you’ll ever have. It was symbiosis. It was synergy. I’d start a verse and Dave would finish it with just the perfect chord. We wrote songs like you take a breath.

I’ve tried to think as I’m typing this if I’ve ever in my life met a more intelligent or more creative person than Dave was at that point. I haven’t. I’ve never met a funnier person either. Dave could take the bleakest hour of your life and somehow have you laughing through it. He taught me that humor could both defuse or ignite any situation. And that combination of intellect and humor guaranteed a scathing swath of banter from the stage at gigs.

Dave sang lead and played guitar, keyboards, and saxophone. I played lead guitar and sang the songs Dave played sax on. Dave was the star, I was the sidekick. (For most of senior year I was referred to as “the guy with Dave” much more often than I was by my name.) I was finally exactly where I wanted to be – on the side of the stage, bashing out chords, anchoring the sound for a truly gifted lead singer, on songs I helped write. It was no accident that the best band we had together was called Crash & Sideshow. I was Sideshow.

We sounded like The Kinks backed by The MC5. Dave brought the smart, inventive melodies. I brought the rock & roll rama-lama testimony. We went through a succession of bass players and drummers who either never quite got what we were saying or who simply couldn’t keep up. We were hippies for about five minutes. We were working class kids and it was hard to take The Jefferson Airplane and The Grateful Dead seriously when you could be blasted by The Stooges in a small college auditorium one town over. When peace and love and flowers and getting back to the country finally reached the Midwest from the coasts in ’69 our big question was, “If we get back to a natural pre-electricity lifestyle, where will we plug in the amplifiers?”

We kept it together through 1972. Then Dave (purposely) flunked out of Ohio State University and moved, first to Boston and then to New York City, to become an actor. I stayed in Ohio and played guitar. Someday when my rock & roll novel is published you’ll read all about it. For now, let me just say this – Crash & Sideshow was the best band that you never saw.

Dave, all this is for you. I salute you, my brother.